By Jeff Blim jeffblim4ever Instagram jeffblim4ever TikTok jeffblim YouTube jeffblim Twitch Spotify Spotify ← Dinner Partay/We Got It Goood Previous track by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track by this artist.
Released 12/24/2018.
Duration: 4:05.

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Also released on The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (Live From Los Angeles)as The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (Live) about 7 years, 3 months later.

Contributors:

• Corey Dorris Spotify Spotify CoreyDorris Twitter coreydorris Instagram ← You Gotta Go (Grandpa) Previous track contribution by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Bill Woodward)
• Jaime Lyn Beatty jlbeatty Instagram jlynbeatty TikTok YouTube YouTube Spotify Spotify jlynbeatty.com Other ← Finale (Make the Most of It) Previous track contribution by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Charlotte Sweetly)
• Jeff Blim jeffblim4ever Instagram jeffblim4ever TikTok jeffblim YouTube jeffblim Twitch Spotify Spotify ← Naked in a Lake Previous track contribution by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Mr. Davidson)
• Joey Richter Spotify Spotify joeyrichter Twitter jonyricker Instagram joey-richter.com Other ← Finale (Make the Most of It) Previous track contribution by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Ted Spankoffski)
• Lauren Lopez YouTube YouTube Spotify Spotify laurenlopez1 Twitter ← Finale (Make the Most of It) Previous track contribution by this artist → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Emma Perkins)
• Mariah Rose Faith Casillas Spotify Spotify YouTube YouTube mariahrosefaith Bluesky mariahrfc Instagram mariahrosefaith TikTok mariahrosefaith Twitch → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Melissa)
• Robert Manion → La Dee Da Da Day Next track contribution by this artist (Singing as Professor Hidgens)

Tracks that The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals references:

• Not Your Seed by Jeff Blim

Tracks that reference The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals:

from Official Discography:

• Let Him Come by Jeff Blim

from Fandom:

• "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" Backing Track by William Blandino
• HATCHETFIELD MEDLEY! by Hex 05
• Hatchetfield Musical Medley by one bored musician (who can kinda sing) by Fantasi Entertainment

Videos that feature The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals:

• The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Lyrics:

The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn the sense through song

Musicals tell the impossible (impossible)
They evoke the philosophical, yeah!

So tonight we're gonna chronicle
A story so astronomical
The last remaining story to tell

The guy who didn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em I mean, what the fuck!)
(didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, what the fuck?
(didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful grinch named Paul
Spends his day surfing the web
And not singing and dancing with us all

Should we kill him?
Should we kill him?
Oh, he pines after a cute lil' barista
Isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta, yeah?

But for some damn reason
He won't join our singing season
What an ass
What a bitch
What a cuck!

The guy who didn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the fuck!
(didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals, na-na-na-na-na-na-na (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

It's the end of the world, Paul (end of the world)
If you don't sing (if you don't sing)

This is the bridge, Paul (this is the bridge)
Where we globalize everything
And the words will come to you
We swear we will teach you

What it means to love
What it means to obey, Paul!
The apotheosis is upon us
Yay!

Did you hear the word?
(What's the word?)
He's a-comin'
Who's a-comin'?
Paul's a-comin'
Paul's a-comin'?
The star of the show

Now for his headlining entrance
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
His name is in the title
He's destined to go viral
Here he is, his name is Paul
Enter now!

(Where the fuck is he?)
(I have no fucking clue)

The guy just doesn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(You gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
Yeah! (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit=
He's the guy who didn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na! (gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul=
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na! (didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
Whoo! (gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit=

And he definitely won't like this! (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, yeah, yeah! (gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like them) (gotta believe in something, Paul, you piece of shit)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals (didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)(why, oh, why, oh why)
Na-na-na-na-na-na! (gotta believe in something, Paul, gotta believe in stupid Paul)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na-na-na-na-na-na! (didn't like, did not like, like-a-like them)
(Gotta believe in something...)(why oh why)

Paul, you piece of shit