By InkWrites JacobPenrodWrites YouTube.
Released 5/5/2026.
Duration: 4:21.

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Added to wiki 10/2/2026.

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Lyrics:

In 1824 on a little lake town
Willabella wrote a Black Book and she wouldn't put it down
She wrote in blood of children, yeah, the lady was a freak
So they hung her in the forest where the trees' roots- where the trees' roots reached six feet

The Lords in Black are watching from outside of space and time
Wiggly, Pokey, Blinky, Tinky, Nibbly, what a rhyme
Their sister Webby's nice, she's the only one that's kind
So welcome to Hatchetfield, where the gods fuck with your mind

Now Pete is Ted's kid brother, Ted's the homeless guy in town
His mind got broke by Tinky and he- and he can't come back around
And Steph's the mayor's daughter, niece of Linda who is dead
And Nibbly ate the Honey Queen, with honey on her head

Then- then Grace is hyperchristian and she went to Abstinence Camp
Where a murder baby Lumber Axe made every camper damp
With blood I meant, with blood good sir, he kills you if you kiss
And Grace came out the leader with an axe and Christian bliss

Oh the Lords in Black are watching from outside of space and time
Wiggly, Pokey, Blinky, Tinky, Nibbly what a rhyme
Their sister Webby's nice, she's the only one who's kind
Welcome to Hatchetfield where the gods fuck with your mind

Now Hannah is a psychic and her sister Lex is too
They fought a guy named Otho in a fight club as you do
Then packed up in a van and drove away from all the fuss
So don't go looking for 'em friend, they ain't ridin' on this buss

And Miss Holiday the counselor, at Hatchetfield High
Is really Miss Holloway, in a brand new alibi
She's immortal and she's cursed, when she tells you who she's been
You forget her name in morning like you never knew her name

So Pete's a nerd and Steph's a prude, and Grace has got the Lord
And Ted is on the sidewalk, and his brain is mostly mored
The Witchwood is full of magic and the Honey Queen gets ate
Now hope you're ready partner, nerdy prudes awaits

Wiki commentary for InkWrites' Nightmare Time Song:

10/2/2026 Jade: wiki editor

This song does not have an official name, and as such I have titled it something that I deemed appropriate.