By Jon Matteson JonMatteson Twitter jon.matteson Instagram jonmatteson Bluesky Spotify Spotify jonmatteson.com Other, Jeff Blim jeffblim4ever Instagram jeffblim4ever TikTok jeffblim YouTube jeffblim Twitch Spotify Spotify Releases by Jeff Blim: ← Walk Away Previous release by this artist → Nerdy Prudes Must Die (Original StarKid Cast Recording) Next release by this artist Tracks by Jeff Blim: ← Walk Away Previous track by this artist → High School Is Killing Me Next track by this artist, Lindsey Martin, Tim Lamphier, and Eric Schinzer tuttleton YouTube.
Released 7/5/2023.
Duration: 4:21.

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Also released on Nerdy Prudes Must Livestream!about 8 months, 27 days earlier.

Added to wiki 9/13/2026.

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Lyrics:

Middle of the highway, havin' fun
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Middle aged and I'm on the run
Looking for my own way out

Two wheels and I'm letting loose
My past in the rearview mirror
I'm Maverick with my best friend Goose
I'm letting go of my fear

I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter, I just don't care
And I just don't care!

Racin' to my Jeni's, ice cream fun
I park my baby right outside (No one fucking touch it, don't you fucking touch it, I'm getting Jeni)
Cookies and cream melting in the sun
But someone's stolen my ride (Somebody touched it)

So I down it like a milkshake, fightin' stance
Someone's gonna fucking pay
But I look in the eyes of my best friend Dan
And I know it's gonna be okay

I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter, I just don't care

Thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter (Yeah)
I'm way out of touch, and I just don't care!
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)


This is for all the scooter lovers
Can you give me a ride like this?
Do you know how to drive like this?
Can you feel alive like this?
Will you ever love like this?

I want you give me a ride like this
Can you give me a love like this?
Do you know how to drive like this?
Ever feel alive like this?
Have you ever arrived like this?

Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?

Thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter (Yeah)
I'm way out of touch, and I just don't care!

(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)
(Thirty year old)

(I am the Scooter God. All scooters shall bow before me. Come to me, my children)

(Wait, what is that? Is that a Scooter God, look?)

Artist commentary for 30 Year Old on a Scooter:

Jon Matteson ✑ YouTube description

30 Year Old on a Scooter

Official Music Video for the hot new wild summer hit, 30 Year Old on a Scooter. Just a rockin' hot song about two dudes named Dan who love Scooters and love takin' em for a ride. Also at some point things get wild, yo.

Written by @jonmatteson & @jeffblim
Music by @jeffblim
Produced by Lindsey Martin
Edited by Jon Matteson

Starring

Jon Matteson as Dan
Jeff Blim as Dan
Tim Lamphier as The Scooter Thief
@tuttleton as The Scooter God

Special Thanks to

The Activist Kitchen
Scooter Lovers Everywhere

Check Out Jeff Blim's Music Below!

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4cyHi...
Youtube: @jeffblim

Chapters

00:00 Get Ready
00:54 Racing to my Jeni's
01:52 Can you give me a ride like this?
03:29 Bring it Home

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30 Year Old on a Scooter